Handbanana! Nooooooo!
January 16, 2007
This past weekend I saw the absolute funniest Aqua Teen Hunger Force that exists. The episode is called “Handbanana”. In the episode meatwad wants a dog so Frylock and meatwad use computer software and Carl’s pool full of nuclear waste to create a dog. Upon being created he starts to threaten Carl. The odd part about these threats is that only Carl can hear them. The threats are very vague at first. Tonight…you! At one point Handbanana breaks into Carl’s house and assrapes him on his livingroom floor. Another funny scene involves Handbanana convincing Carl that he is at the pound and Carl proceding to sunbathe nude only to have his ass pounded again by the dog. This whole time no one believes Carl that he is being raped by Handbanana. So Carl decides to get even by making a dog of his own to rape Handbanana. He creates the dog, named Spaghetti, only to be double raped by Spaghetti and Handbanana. For those of you who want to check it out, go to this web address. Click Here for funny ass related rape Here are some funny quotes from the episode.
Handbanana: Tonight…you Carl: What do you think he means by that “tonight…you.” It’s like he’s threatening me or something. “tonight, you” Shake: Who the hell are you talking to tubs. Carl: Uh, Handbanana over there, he said tonight…you. Shake: C’mon Carl he’s a dog. (Handbanana licks own ass) See? Handbanana: Yeah I’m just a dog Shake: Look at him Handbanana: Keep it up Carl, they may just haul you off. Meatwad: There’s Handbanana. Good boy!Carl: Oh, he’s not a boy anymore. He’s a man… ‘CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME!
Handbanana: Do you think you could back that up?
Carl: Listen to this guy. “Could back that up”, I got bruises to prove it!
Handbanana: No, I mean that ass… back it up. (Laughs sinisterly)
Carl: You hear what he’s saying?!
Handbanana: Sounds like someone wants to get raped again. Frylock: Come on, Carl. He hasn’t even been here one day. How could he possibly learn the English language?
Hand Banana: (to Carl) See, all I know is ball and good… and RAPE! Carl: You ever been raped by a dog?
Meatwad: Huh-uh.
Carl: See, I think that’s what Hell’s like. Constantly raped by dogs. I don’t know if I believe God… but, I think he must hate me.
Frylock: Carl!
Carl: ‘Cause he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me! Carl: You don’t know what rape is like. For years I thought it was funny, oh yeah rape’s so funny…until you’ve been raped. You’re about to find out what that’s like Handbanana.
You want a Hand Banana, don’t you?
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Handbanana is not only the funniest ATHF episode ever, it may well be one of the funniest things to ever appear in any medium in human history. The whole mind link thing between the threatening rapist cartoon dog and Carl is just too absurd to imagine.