This just in: The area code that you live in makes you a hardass.

I’m in the Army and am stationed at Fort Hood.  I have noticed ever since I got there that idiots just have to represent their area code.  I’ll be driving around and see some shit on a dude’s rear windshield like “Representing the 213,” or an outline of the state of Georgia with a star on Atlanta that says next to it “404 ’nuff said,” or my personal favorite “Young 202 Phenom.”   Yeah guys, we really care that you are from LA, Atlanta, and DC.  Actually I was being sarcastic, NO ONE CARES EXCEPT FOR YOU!  Is it that important that we know where you are from?  Are we being lead to believe that the area code that was randomly assigned to your area makes you a hardass, or that we will show more respect to a guy from “the 213?”  I think I’m going to get one on my rear windshield that has an outline of the state of Indiana with a star on Indianapolis that says next to it “317, who gives a flying fuck.”  Or it might say “I’m from the 317 yo, best recognize my mad skillz and bow down.”  I would fit right in with the retards.

Typical liberal bullshit.

So my wife got this message on her myspace account about an altercation she had with a peacenik about he Iraq war. My wife added the woman as a friend before checking out her site and finding out that she is a liberal douche. She is a soldier’s wife that protests the war. I know that this is America and you can say whatever you want, but hell, support your husband’s job! Anyways, she got this message, not from the woman with which the conflict was with, but from one of her friends. I read the message and it was filled with typical left-wing propaganda that makes me feel stupid just repeating. I mean this is some really whacked out shit! I can’t believe that people with brain activity above the level of a rhesus monkey can say this stuff with a straight face. I will give you all an excerpt or two from the bullshit dribbling from her mind. First, she starts off with, “Let me inform you Miss, that 911 was an inside job done by our WONDERFUL puppet of a president to make it so we could still control the oil and launch a war for MONEY.” What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I guess she knows it all. She knows more than all the experts in all the world, der-dee-der! Explain to me how it was an inside job. How do you know? Is there any evidence other that a poorly thought out “logic” involving oil prices, President Bush, and the Saudis? Let me give you an example of liberal “logic.” The girl who wrote this has ties to Al Queda. Here is why. She likes Bob Marley so she must smoke weed. Also, she likes Michael Jackson so she must molest kids. She buys weed from terrorists that work for Al Queda to fund Michael Jackson’s cho-mo rampages in Dubai. I know that sounds dumb but I can give you the names of five experts that can back me up. That is liberal logic. She goes on to talk about Bush’s low approval rating then spits out this gem of ignorance…”Those billions could make our healthcare system more efficient and available to OUR OWN citizens. The US is the only country not in complete poverty that cannot offer healthcare to each and every citizen. Did you know that?? Therefore….WAR IS BAD….and it is a ridiculous way to dig our country into a bigger debt than ever.” Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. I guess if you want a health care system to be shitty like Canada or some other socialist country, MOVE THERE! I’m not going to take a tax increase to 50 % or some shit. Grow up. Oh yeah and your inference that the war is the only reason we don’t have socialist health care is absurd. After that she said, “My husband joined the army to get away from his hometown and to have a decent paycheck, not to become a killing machine. ” I’m sure your husband is just a beast! A real killing machine! Just because you are in the Army does not mean that in some way they warp you in to a mindless, guiltless, killing machine. I’m in the damn Army! I never encountered such a brainwashing program…that I know of!!! Maybe they brainwashed me Clockwork Orange style in Basic then erased my memory! Wait I shouldn’t have said that, I’ve given them another inane idea to pursue. “Only a select few are demented enough to WANT TO KILL OTHERS.” Yeah, we all joined the Army because we WANT TO KILL. NO retard, we joined KNOWING WE MIGHT HAVE TO KILL. It’s part of the job you asshole. Ask your husband. And then she caps off the message with a stereotype about southerners. “But I want to thank you…..I moved here form Washington state and had yet to meet the stereotypical Texan I’ve heard about in folklore back North…..and now I have. Thank you for making me be able to check that item off of my list. ” Liberals are normally against stereotypes unless it’s about whites or southerners, or both in this case. If it were a stereotype about an African-American or a Hispanic, the thought police would shut her up. I hope this has been informative to those of you who read it.

Ray Nagin is a douchebag

Ray Nagin, the douchebag mayor of New Orleans, has uncovered a sinister plot recently that he unveiled at a dinner sponsored by the National Newspaper Publishers Association. Apparently, the slow evacuation and slow rebuilding of New Orleans is a plot by “the (white) man” to restructure the racial makeup and political views of New Orleans. Wow and this man is an elected official. Quit with the conspiracies already Ray, you already sound like an idiot, cut your losses. I’m sure that “the man” decided to dump Katrina evacuees across the country JUST to fuck with YOUR city. Fuck you. The people were evacuated to other parts of the country because New Orleans was an unliveable shit-hole after the storm. I’m sure that If you asked the residents of the communities that the evacuees are in to donate money to rebuild New Orleans, they would. Ever since the evacuees started showing up in other places, the crime rate has risen markedly. Here’s an example. Houston, Texas took in evacuees after the storm only to see a huge spike in crime. According to the 2000 census, Houston had a population of around 1,950,000
people. Somewhere between 150,000 and 200,000 evacuees migrated to the city bringing the population to around 2,100,000. According to a Washington Post article,
Katrina evacuees accounted for 17% of all murder suspects in the city. Using simple mathematics, we can see that Katrina victims account for 17% of murders and constitute between 7% and 9% of the population. This is disproportionate. Being 7% to 9% of the population, you would expect them to account for 7% to 9% of the murders, but no. My point is, if Ray Nagin wants to rebuild New Orleans, he should take up a collection from the communities that the storm victims are living in now. I’m sure every man, woman, and child would BE GLAD to cough up a few bucks to get those folks back home.