I hate Esurance.com
March 10, 2007I hate Esurance.com. I just saw a commercial of theirs on TV and wanted to gouge my eyes out. It involved two cartoon characters in the forest watching a robot tear down trees. They claim that the robot is tearing down the trees for paper used for sending car insurance bills through the mail. So they shoot the robot in the ass with a dart, jump in a hybrid, and drive off. Does anyone see anything wrong with this? I know it’s just a cartoon but it’s so ridiculous. Ok, first of all I’m sure that the robot was not tearing down trees just for car insurance bills. I’m sure that paper insurance bills constitute a very low percentage of the paper usage in the US. Next, they shoot the robot in the ass with a dart and incapacitate it. Robots have no central nervous system. A poisonous dart won’t do shit except cause the robot to turn around and rip you a new asshole. Finally, when they jump in the car at the end the female character MAKES SURE to mention that it is a hybrid. “Quick, jump in the hybrid” were the exact words if I remember correctly. Why not say, “Quick, jump in the car” or “Let’s get the fuck out of here!” But NO! They HAVE TO mention that it is a hybrid. It reminds me of the South Park episode where everyone starts driving hybrids and become so snooty that they almost destroy all mankind with a giant “smug storm.” Yes, I’m sure you get better gas mileage and are “saving the planet,” but SHUT THE FUCK UP! If I wanted a hybrid I WOULD BUY ONE. Some car insurance commercial is not going to make me buy one. Sorry, I kinda got off track there. I hate Esurance.com!
I totally agree! The worst part of that commercial is the hybrid part. As if esurance is some kind of eco friendly company. Whatever! Anway, there a bunch of other of these commercials that are almost as bad.
I agree, there are commercials that are almost as bad. That one just bothered me the most.
Glad other people out there hate them to. I turn off the station when they play them. Get them off the air!
OMFG! ik!
what the fuck kind of demographic are they going for anyway? there aren’t any 7 year old boys buying car insurance and i’m pretty sure the mentally handicapped have someone else take care of shit like that… i mean, seriously, WHO IN THE HELL would look at that and say “maybe i should go to esurance?” NO ONE!
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so good
I want to fucking punch my fist through the tv! I hate that commercial, I think it is the freakin dork that is sooooo excited about his shitty insurance.
Esurance is definitely owned by liberals (just like Progressive Insurance – hence the name “Progressive”). Imagine that, a liberal owning a company! How backwards is that? Have any of you seen the newest Esurance commercial called “Feel Good?” It shows the purple haired bitch and her friend drinking what are obviously Starbucks Lattes and some other douchebag lib on an acoustic guitar singing the gayest liberal song called “Feel Good” and lyrics go “just love who you are because you are who you are….” or some crap. It’s utterly disgusting! Esurance is obviously not targetting the portion of their market audience that actually have money to buy their service with (non-libs). DUMB!
Amen, glad to hear I’m not the only one. I’ve been watching TV for several decades and find most commercials annoying, but I’ve never seen anything that compares to the Esurance ads. I can’t mute the TV quick enough and I despise their marketing department for making me endure one horrifically bad commercial after another. Especially this new “It’s okay to be yourself” commercial, seriously, who likes this shit? Do so many people really have such bad taste, or do most people feel the way I do? I suggest the creation of an online petition, we have to find a way to separate this sadistic marketing department from the public. I hate to see someone lose their job but they’re being a fucking nuisance to everyone who watches TV. Something has to be done, these commercials are almost making me lose my taste for TV as a whole. I HATE ESURANCE!
You guys are hilarious. Foaming at the mouth over a car commercial….
Republican nerd rage is classic.
Hilarious! I actually just saw that stupid commercial with the guy singing about loving yourself and I wanted to throw my TV out the window. And whoever just posted the comment about “Republican nerd rage” has issues. You’ve got the most irritating and retarded commercials ever to be unleashed on the public and the people ripping them are the nerds? Don’t be such a hypocrite – you know someone cuts you off in traffic and you’re “foaming at the mouth” over something small too. When stuff pisses you off it feels good to vent – don’t try to act like you’re above that because we all know you’re not. If these are your favorite commercials ever because you think their love of mother earth is priceless (or because you get off to the purple haired cartoon character), just have the balls to say so.
MG… so fucking funny. And so true. Grow a pair Ld. Okay I don’t want this to turn into a flame on Ld… I want more ripping on esurance. I still don’t see how they are still in business. Here. I wrote something on their new commercial.
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i just found the origin of this crappy song/commercial. why am i not supprised it come from some art’s institute
http://www.cornish.edu/alumni/webnotes/2008/04/kazutaka_nomura_mu_07.html
How the hell did anyone bring liberalism/conservatism into this?! I’m a liberal and I don’t like this shit commercial, nor do any of my liberal friends, nor do any of my conservative friends! We can unite America under the common value of how much everyone fucking hates this commercial and that damn song.
Maybe that’s what they’re trying to do…a secret adgenda!
You are really missing the point. They are not trying to say that they are stopped pollution by not having to send out paper bills. But in theory they would have slowed it down. If more companies would rely less on paper then less trees would have to be cut down, (increase the quality of air). Which in turn is bad for the tree farm companies, but it also creates less waste, and smog from the recycling companies having to recycle the paper. Every little bit helps, but what you need to realize is that someone needs to take a stand, and the more we can help it the cleaner and more efficient life can become. With the hybrid, I sort of agree. Hybrids are the wrong technology, to be trying to save mother earth. Really you only get a boost around 5-8MPG, which really isn’t saving all that much (unless of course we all had hybrids).
If you want to rant I will rant. Look into eco-friendly things a little more to understand where and how things save. Tip of the day. Buy CFL light bulbs
Well, esurance is HQ’ed in San Francisco, the smug capital of the world. Probably to esurance, this is the way everyone thinks because everyone they know and work with thinks that way because they live in the USSF Union of Socialist San Francisco
Hybrids being better for the environment is debatable. It is smart from an engineering stand point. But those batteries they use are so bad for the environment. Oh well. Buy one for the gas mileage even though it won’t save you money. Maybe if they made the cars last longer it would have worthwhile benefits. Thats something worth the engineers time, especially environmentally.
Oh also 4 comments above mentions a secret agenda that the goal of the commercial is to promote the song. Not that far fetched. Companies do it all the time. Remember when Giako did the cave man commercials only to promote a show. Esurence has access to commercial time and they may have a really good deal. Alot of these companies are really about marketing. I worked for one. They are only interested in making accounts so thats what the owner is good at and they have access to cheap air time. Esurence does a commercial for cloud cult or some lobbyists and go ahead and put there animation in it so they get something out of it as well.
GOD DAMN I HATE THOSE FREAKIN’ ESURANCE COMMERCIALS WITH A FURY USUALLY RESERVED FOR HOMOSEXUALS AND MINORITYS!
WHY DONT ALL YOU DAMN LIBERALS DO THE FUCKING EARTH A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELVES!
I WOULD PERSONALLY LOVE TO TAKE A JAGGED BAT WITH RUSTY NAILS IN IT AND “ANIMATE” THE DOUCHEBAG WHO OK’S THOSE COMMERCIALS.
THE NEWEST ONE HAS SOME METROSEXUAL FAGGOT WITH A ACOUSTIC GUITAR CROONING A LIBERAL TUNE ABOUT SAVING THE FUCKING EARTH BY NOT WASTING PAPER.
I WOULD SORELY LOVE TO STAND ABOVE THE ESURANCE ANIMATOR AND USE A JACKHANDLE TO SPRAY HIS FAIRY TEETH ALL OVER THE FLOOR,THEN I WOULD TAKE A CLAW HAMMER AND CASTRATE HIM AND LET ROTTWIELERS RIP HIS ASS TO SHREDS.
FUCK YOU ESURANCE AND FUCK ALL YOU LIBERAL DOUCHEBAGS TO HELL.
Right on Peter Griffin!
I am sick of liberals thrusting thier agenda on the public,they are brainwashing kids who dont know any better into believing that global warming is man made and we should be ashamed to be white.
Liberals welcome illeagal mexican trash into our country with limp wrists and open arms,whining all the while about how we should feel sorry for these filthy wetbacks and be glad we have someone to clean out toilets for 75 cents an hour.
These liberals turn their backs on the soaring crime rate these worthless brown skinned sacks of shit cause.
Everytime I turn on the news another illegal alien has raped a 85 year woman,shot a 4 year old kid or sodomized his daughter.
They drive without licenses or insurance and buy beat up cars and never register them,then they hit some poor shmuck who is playing by the rules because they are all mentally the equivilant of a brain damaged ape and cant drive worth shit.
then they flee the scene before the cops show up to beat their bean sack.
I personally wish all liberals a hellish death at the hands of a conservative ball buster.
Now we have that craven porch monkey Boorock OsAMA in office.
that miserable bootlip is an oreo,not a true nigger,yet he plays up to the niggers like he was an accomplished musician with a fine stradovaious.
Liberals will pay the price when a filthy low brow sea of mud colored illiterates rule the earth.
Fuck you guys with a tazer.
Hey,Does anyone else out there think that Flo the progressive insurance girl is hot?
I would love to fuck her until she is to tired to act bubbly and her hair is sticky with salami glue.
Her fucking face is so hot with her slutty 60′s makeup…man her face would look nice glazed.
I want to pork flo, shut the fuck up idiot, quit fascinating over cartoon characters.
Jack in her box and Peter Griffin, you are both going to burn in hell for eternity.
I completely agree with most of the people here. Esurance is completely ass backward. Um yeah…we’re environmental… THEN WHY DO YOU MAKE MONEY OFF GAS GUZZLERS??? They can stuff their little paperless initiative too. Most of the other major ones out there do that. Aside from that, there are more trees now in the US than ever before. We actually practice “managed silviculture” as opposed to some other places that I really wish would adopt it. Hybrid batteries and plastics in the body parts strike two mega environmental no nos. Anyhoo, I guess we are all hypocrites in some way, but when shit is so gooily crammed into screen on the most infantile of levels, I really have to wonder who buys into that shit. Anyway had fun reading the posts and best of luck to all.
I fucking hate that asshole with his stupid acoustic guitar and stupid outfit… there i said it… i’m going to find him on myspace and tell him how much i hate him…
… just so everyone knows
Wow, just WOW at Peter Griffin and Jack in her box…
You two illustrated your mouth-foaming insanity real well.
Let me say this–I’m from Berkeley, across the bay from San Francisco. I’m pretty liberal. And guess what–I COMPLETELY HATE THESE COMMERCIALS with the fire of a thousand suns. Each insipid Esurance ad is boring as fuck, and the hybrid/paperless one is the worst offender. I HATE the Prius, because I’m acutely aware of the fact that their powertrains don’t last more than 5-8 years, and the process of making all the plastic and batteries that goes into one creates more pollution than is saved over the entire life of the vehicle through fuel conservation.
I hate the fucking Prius and I hate Esurance–and again, I’m a liberal. And all my liberal friends fucking hate these fucks too.
Seriously though, I hope you die from syphilis contracted from your sister after you’ve fucked her behind the barn you were born in, you dumbshit conservatard fuckwad. You’re worth less as a conscientious human being than a sticky ball of my cum, fucknugget. Please, just go crawl back into your mom’s sagging old vag so she can have a second chance to abort you.
I see so many people complaining about esurance it is amazing especially since the commercials brag how great their auto insurance rates are and how great the customer service is. Sounds more like ecrap insurance to me.
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