…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Here’s the newest Holiday Inn Express commercial (in my mind).  It starts at at gynecologist’s office with a woman in stirrups and her lower body is covered in a white sheet.  A man in a white coat walks in and says “let’s have a look.”  He proceeds to pull up a short stool, prod and poke her vagina and make comments such as “well this doesn’t look right, I think we should take a pap smear and possibly biopsy this growth.”  The woman is scared shitless by the word biopsy but is grateful to the doctor because he may have caught the cervical cancer early.  She then proclaims, “thank you doctor.”  At which point he says the inevitable, “oh, I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”  The commercial ends with the woman curling up in the fetal position and weeping softly because of the vaginal intrusion by a complete stranger.   I really should write commercials (which is entirely possible due to the writers strike).